Theme: “Sharp-Dressed Man” ZZ Top
Signature Maneuvers: Special K, Groping Slam, STD (Sexy Tiger Driver), Arm-Wanker,
and Donkey Punch Stretch
Height: 6’3
Weight: An astonishing 260+ lbs. of pure beefcake (maybe not so much now he is in Oregon
From: Origionally Every man, woman, and child’s fantasies… (Cylinder, IA). But now is located in Reedsport, OR.
Physical Stature: Yummy.
The youngest (and most beautiful) member of UHW, KKKentworth came to the world of backyard wrestling on UHW’s
fourth outing, entitled “General Order 24.” 3K is to UHW what the
“Divas” are to WWF…pure eye-candy. Now, sure, he did some wrestling,
he even won a title or two…but let’s fess up, the only reason he was in UHW was because he slept with the boss
(Grant Bjerkland, aka, GOD!!!).
Kent Frost is living
proof that, if you have the gifts of beauty and sensuality, you don’t need talent, intelligence, or really anything
else. And he doesn’t…he really doesn’t have anything else. He’s so damn hot…
His lack of wrestling
ability does not really hinder him in the ring, though, as he has his own way of defeating his opponents: Kent
uses his sexuality to either disgust or seduce his opponents into a position where he can use his distinct weight advantage
to pin them.
Regardless of his lack of wrestling skill, Kent
has become one of the most popular characters in UHW because of his sexy sexy dance and his astounding ability to make anything
sound obscene. His pre-match strip teases leave very little to the imagination,
and his “backstage promos” usually end with his clothes being removed, too.
Kent has a variety of clever catch phrases that have proven so popular
that they’ve worked their way into the common vernacular. These crazy kids
today, always quoting the slang that Kent
popularized. His original catchphrase was born of a horrifying incident in the
bedroom with GOD(!!!), after which Kent
could say nothing but “look at the sauce on that piece of meat!” for months.
After he recovered and started speaking normally again, he developed a fondness for the phrase, “Tickle my cock,
and Garble me marbles.”
Kent Frost, the sexiest man in
Reedsport,, was the main drawing force in UHW, bringing in a slew of fans (of both genders) who had no interest in wrestling,
but were left drooling over KKK’s stunning figure.
KuKluxKent was responsible for
the sexual awakening of millions of teenage boys and girls all across the world.